I did not know Chernobyl Diaries wasn’t a documentary. I started watching it and I was like “why is Jesse McCartney in this documentary?” anyways I’m an idiot.

I didn’t make nearly as much as I thought I was going to, but I am going to get my nipples pierced regardless. I’m irresponsible yet still in control of my life

I should never ever do casual hookups. I get nervous and say a lot of dumb stuff while we are hooking up, like I interrupt midway to talk about something weird that happened to me 5 years ago, and I will make bad jokes. yeah. not 4 me